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25 Reasons You Might Be A Hardcore Graphic / Web Designer


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Alt 17.04.2007, 22:30   #1 (permalink)
 
25 Reasons You Might Be A Hardcore Graphic / Web Designer

eine auswahl:

Zitat:
You’ve almost rear-ended the car in front of you because you were analyzing a font on a billboard.

You’d rather study the paisley pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend’s shirt than listen to what he/she has to say.

You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded, but you can’t type a paragraph of text without staring at the keyboard.

You consider meals interruptions.

You’ve learned your lesson and stopped using the word “final” in any file name when saving.

You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car.

You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.

You’d rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer.

When you look at Album art all you see are grunge Photoshop Brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later)

You’ve actually $paid for a font.

The amount of words you’ve written with a sharpie labeling burned discs total more than the amount of words you’ve read in novels.

You’ve kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it.

You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town.

You can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.

You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper.

If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a trillionaire 3 years ago.

[ed: you're absolutely going to click the link below -- even though you know that's just going to reveal even more awful truths about yourself]

http://www.bittbox.com/rants/25-reas...cweb-designer/
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Alt 18.04.2007, 07:38   #2 (permalink)
 
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Da ist wirklich was wahres dran. lol
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Alt 18.04.2007, 08:11   #3 (permalink)
 
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Oh ja...manchmal würde ich gerne keine Brushes sehen...und wenn man die Fonts der Speisekarten in allen Schnitten benennen kann macht das auch garnicht so viel Eindruck bei den Frauen.
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