Wie Frauen beim "Männerkauf" vorgehen! *lol*

*lol* lest euch das mal durch!



A husband shopping center (Husband Mart) has just opened where a woman
may
go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
six
floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any
floor
you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you
cannot
go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The
woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
last
boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids."

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
and
are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder
what's
upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the
woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again
she
heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic
streak." "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me
further
on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor
758,452,779,065,645
to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely
as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
Husband Mart and have a nice day."

Ok, ich musste zwar meine Englischkenntnisse ein bissel bemühen, aber das Ding is schön.
Mich wundert's das es eine Frau postet.

gut zu wissen

richie vielleicht ist es ne sucht die sie gestehen wollen

also ich hätte bei 4 oder 5 aufgehört *g*
wenn die von vorne herein sagen, dass man nach jeder stufe nur noch fürs rausgehen wieder runter gehen kann, muss ja irgendwo ein haken sein

Also ist ja mal wieder typisch.Man(n) kann es Frauen einfach nicht recht machen.egal wie toll man aussieht oder sonstwas.es gibt immer was ,wo sie meinen es ginge noch besser.Lustig ist es Allemal.

wenn´s im erdgeschoss hübsche frauen gäbe würden sich die meisten männer nicht mehr die mühe machen noch weiter zu suchen...

Also bis Flur 3 wäre ich gegangen.

Danach nicht weiter.

ich fands cool

das gleiche gibts auch in deutsch


"Frauen kann man(n) es einfach nicht recht machen" *gg*